First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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