yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
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