Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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