I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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