my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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