Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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