Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
My vagina is very pro this idea
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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