You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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