ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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