if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
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