Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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