Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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