I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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