He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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