i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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