As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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