I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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