rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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