it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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