So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
we're so committed to being not committed
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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