I don't think brook has ever known best
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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