He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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