Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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