quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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