maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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