Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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