so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
you mean i was at the winter classic?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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