none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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