I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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