Just fell off a train. Bad.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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