No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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