I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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