Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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