Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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