Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I woke up under a house in Key West
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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