i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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