Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Randomize
