do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I enjoy the company of your penis
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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