Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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