you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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