the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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