i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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