Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
