I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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