i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
