shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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