I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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