Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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