I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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