I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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